The Doofenschmirtz Way...
17th Feb 2020, 8:00 AM
The Doofenschmirtz Way...
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17th Feb 2020, 8:00 AM

...I may or may not always think around the idea of self-destruct buttons. I also may or may not always have said self-destruct buttons be big and red and sometimes flashing, just demanding to be pressed, in spite of including signage saying not to press it. You can't prove anything! They all self-destructed after all, ha!

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Phantomdemon (Guest)

19th Feb 2020, 10:05 AM

Hey, it's the perfect trap.

Build a doomsday weapon, have the heroes invade it, fight their way to the core room to press the self-destruct button...only for them to find it's already been pressed.

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Cliff_Robotnik (Guest)

20th Feb 2020, 8:05 AM

Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorperateeeed!!!

Update on my games, the Devient:The Renegade game is on hiatus as the plot I developed was incompatable with the systems Loyalty/Convictions system and requires an EXTENSIVE rewrite and is as such in a Hiatus.

But the story so far has... A civil war vetern(Southern) turned extremely potent gunslingin' bounty hunter with a heart of gold with a name that has both first and last names beginning with Jo... The fourth time this player has rolled a JoJo without me realizing it, so for my Stories we will be calling this player JoJo.

The other player, the hybrid Powergamer/RPer who can serously keep a campaign running solo if need be... Giving him a nickname proved harder, so I decided to use his Spirit animal...

Dave Strider from Homestuck.

In this game he decided to try and make the Weebiest possible PC for the time period, inspired by Sekiru:Shadows die twice, and various old Japanese martial arts movies(And an assload of Crouching Tiger hidden Dragon clips)... Her name escapes me at the moment, but she was... MUCH more complicated then Jojo's.. Being a Caucasian Shinto priestess(from a disgraced branch of British nobility that was forced to flee into Japanland, and she was born and raised their), and her powers all come from the various spirits that are grooming her for some mysterious purpose... These powers include incredible speed, agility, the power to cut through a entire horse with.. Whatever it is you call a katana's shirt sword equilivent, the powe to literally pull anything with less then three Resorce dots out of her ass...

And the absolute inability to die, ever.

While Jojo's powers are much less Flashy then dates, he is actually the strongest of the two, as all his Variations cept one all go into "Shoot Good"....meaning Daves Spirit Child literally does not get to do much in fights besides Tanking(Easy when death is mostly just a waisted Turn) enemies until JoJo gets a chance to Dakka.

Jojo's other power is a incredibly potent information gathering tool that allows him to know if a name someone gives them is their real name or not, and if it is, or he finds out their true name, he can ask the DM(Me) two questions I must awnser honestly about them.

As a DM I consider this the most powerful ability the duo have.

I will tell you the story so far in another post later.

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Gabrote42 (Guest)

21st Apr 2021, 11:51 AM

That's completely unproccessable for me. I am floored. Awesome

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Gabrote42 (Guest)

21st Apr 2021, 11:53 AM

I never. EVER. consider a self-destruct button. At MOST I would THINK of having another gun that can destroy the first through a failsafe and foolproof process. I also read the EvilOverlord list and all it's Cellblocks and TroperVows so yeah. Remember that one about the Lactic Acid bullets? That was me! look at the page history.

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