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We are the Crystal Gems! in Meet the Gems
14th Oct 2015, 8:00 AM
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We are the Crystal Gems!

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Author Notes:
14th Oct 2015, 8:00 AM

I've been reading all kinds of campaign comics recently and, as crazy as it might be, decided to try my hand at putting one out. My first time both using this program, for anything complicated, and making a comic period.

Cookie Cats for everyone who gets all the references without looking things up!

Also, this is purely for parody and fun, and is not in any way endorsed by Cartoon Network and the guys who make Steven Universe.

Comments:
29th Feb 2016, 10:28 PM

...Proceed.

29th Feb 2016, 10:30 PM

Also, i would Totally play "Land of Ooo".

"The One Hotdog Knight that does not suck!"
Whats "Third Earth" and "Galaluna" refer to? The first ones.. Thundercats?

29th Feb 2016, 10:34 PM

Note to self: Fully read page before commetning...

SO... Betty is the DM... Simon is her husbond... Finn is he Neighbors kid, Marcelin is amethyst...

Well cant say i really get why they are all normal-verse Adventure-time characters, but i think this will be a FUN spin on the Campaign Comic style... So... I am guessing Bonnie is Pearl and Flamie(forgot real name) is Garnet?

18th May 2017, 4:07 PM

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Add _romance_ to life tonight
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We love children, yes we do
Baked or broiled or in a stew
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Equal those with sheep and yaks
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This one lesson you must learn
First you pillage, then you burn
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While you eat your birthday stew
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It's your birthday never fear
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So far Death you have bypassed
Don't look back, he's gaining fast
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Baby's due by next full moon
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Soon you will be dead and cold
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