Next comic will be Monday
This is a parody, and is not endorsed by Cartoon Network, or the people who make Steven Universe. This is purely for fun.
I would actually like to know what game Finn would run.
Most likely a campaign about a group of super heroes. Primarily a half-mechanical humanoid half golem artificer/engineer, a lawful good rogue with extra acrobatics feats favoring a bo staff, an alien with a tragic backstory of enslavement and experimentation (not even making this up, look it up), a half-demon wizard with a level or two in cleric, and a shapeshifter Druid with a side effect of being green in all forms.
Cliff Robotnik (Guest)
...I see what you did there, and with the "Parodies".... TTG is awful... and that's not even me just parroting popular opinion, I watched it until the BATHROOM FLEW OFF INTO SPACE.
Tho as far as i can tell that Origin for Starfire is non-canon for the cartoon in question, as IN that origin, Blackfire was explicitly unable to fly due to the experiments, that gave them the Pewpew powers.
Well, the Experimentation part, she was most definitely a slave for a while.
Then again, it's been a while, and if I'm incorrect, sorry.
...Teen Titans based Sequel to this when!?
While I love that as an idea...who'd play what?
Fire Flyer (Guest)
Marceline/Amethyst would probably be Beast Boy, given how she apparently likes shapeshifting. Plus a lot of his grosser stuff is stuff I could see Amethyst doing.
Bonnie/Pearl would definitely be Raven. Tragic backstory seems right up her alley.
Phoebe/Garnet... probably Cyborg. Lots of potential for self-improvement due to being part-tech, makes literally ALL the gear (except Robin's), and the incident with Fixit could be portrayed as her trying to "upgrade" if you do the screencaps right.
Our main man Finn/Steven would probably play Robin - from team lynchpin to team leader. Plus Robin's more obsessive incidents would probably be Steven leaning too hard into the 'serious and secretive' part of the personality... and either failing or going overboard because he's used to playing, well, Steven.
And of course, by process of elimination Jake/Connie would be Starfire. Alien like Peridot, and the Connie to Robin's Steven.
Terra... hmm. I remember something about Tom having used to play with the group, so maybe he'd make her in a tried and failed attempt to re-integrate? Or maybe she's Bella. I dunno.
As for Simon and Betty, I'm not actually sure. Co-DMing, maybe? One of them acts as DM and/or any friendly/neutral NPCs, other plays the villain(s) of the day? Or maybe Bella's in there somewhere. I dunno.
Beast Boy - Marceline
Raven - Bonnie
Cyborg - Phoebe
Robin - Finn
Starfire - Jake
Terra - Tom trying to be friendly OR Bella
DM & Assorted Others - Heck if I know
Wouldn't it be a game that Finn's running, though? So why would he be Robin?
Gonna just make avisible vote for abstaining