Next comic will be Wednesday
This is a parody, and is not endorsed by Cartoon Network, or the people who make Steven Universe. This is purely for fun.
Cliff Robotnik (Guest)
The 80's lighting in the first two panels reminds me of a rumor/theory that's been growing a lot recently... That originally, the show was going to be romance based, and be about Rose and Greg primarily, with a very music and love based plot with action sequences... Which would of never got on the air her in the west, and in the anime circuit, the "human boy meets ancient alien warrior princess and her entourage and falls in love" plot is stupid-common... "Mr.Universe".
Steven was supposed to be the sequel, supposedly, with Rose, who's loss would have ALOT more weight on the readers, being gone, and Greg(who would of been more experienced in adventuring with rose and the crew) trying to do right by Steven, possibly with ongoing tension between him and Pearl...
What we got, that sort of plot looking back, would be believable in the shows mood and style, but jumping right to the sequel, and making it about a kid with superpowers, would make it seem more applicable to the networks.
Unrelated, secretly hoping that when you get to the episode where Rose trains connie(might be required to explain why a human girl can swordfight)Pearl either gets distracted by someone asking a dumb question and turning her back to the Hologram and getting stabbed(using the footage from the episode you skimmed over), or she rolls a string of ones and ends up missing, facing the wrong direction, and coup-de-grace.. In PF, when you roll a 20 or a 1, you roll again to confirm the crib/fail... Some groups, when you roll 20/1 on THAT roll, you roll to confirm again, which will made you double-Crit/double-fumble, ncreasing in severity the longer you make that improbable roll.
I'll never forget rolling a x5 Crit against a "end boss preview" fight against a demonic God of Smithing.
I used the blood I spilled to later build a legendary Axe, which I named "Fear No Anvil"(Yes, I was reading Homestunk at the time)' which my half-ogre, dragon blooded fighte later used to slay the thing after he and the rest of the party beat him down.
Whoops rambling again! D:
When PEARL trains Connie, geeze.. I AM sleepy x_x
Uhhh. I know jack about that. Minus Homestuck. I know a lot about it