Next comic will be Monday
This is a parody, and is not endorsed by Cartoon Network, or the people who make Steven Universe. This is purely for fun.
Yes. She fell right into that rock and messed up her eye all by herself, and Garnet's definitely not an abusive spouse.
Cliff Robotnik (Guest)
"I need to be gravely injured for the plot to advance? Aight!"
She then dives face first of a cliff, not even waiting for whatever the DM had planned. XD
Nooo, she fell into that doorknob.
She also fell onto that turkey leg, that shattered wine bottle, and that marital rape.
She's so klutzy!
The original episode could have been worked into a meme with the famoous phrase from Ancestor Wayne June "Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow, and insidious Killer!".