I'll admit, honestly wasn't sure myself on who I wanted to be Rose, even when I said it was Susan. So consider this a very blatant retcon reveal.
This is a parody, and is not endorsed by Cartoon Network, or the people who make Steven Universe. This is purely for fun.
I smell Jasper...
Or an off color?
Of course, Ms. Egan would borrow Rose. Pretty expected. Now for the "random" mayhem...