This is a parody, and is not endorsed by Cartoon Network, or the people who make Steven Universe. This is purely for fun.
Cliff Robotnik (Guest)
"And then Steven fell asleep in the lions fluffy mane."
Looks so comfy he fell asleep instantly XD
I just wanted to say, as i've no other idea how to contact you, to be Careful with plans for everyones favorite "Blood Knight" Jasper, as it was revealed in Tweets that she is actually a Much deeper character then anyone thought... and looking into it through the perspective of their Hints, she may, infact, be a Lawful Good Paladin... I can copy-paste a Discussion i has with a friend regarding how, from Jaspers Perspective, SHE is the LG Hero, and the Gems are horrible deviants that chose the lives of Literal insects over their own race, and make use of forbidden powers(Cross-gem Fusions)!
Oh god, is she using her 'bedroom voice' for Lion?
This is hilarious, and also great since I am jonesing for a new episode, when will it come?
I consulted with yahoo ask, and confirmed it by reading tea leaves and measuring the worms infesting a pregnant woman's eyes. There can be no doubt. The show was cancelled because Isaac Asimov left after they made fun of breatharianism.
I guess we will just have to make our own Steven Universe...
Quickly to Deviant Art and grab all the Gemsonas you can carry, we're gonna be rich.
RICH I tell you!