Not Cat Food
25th Mar 2016, 2:00 PM
Not Cat Food
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25th Mar 2016, 2:00 PM

Double Friday, another page was uploaded earlier today.

This is a parody, and is not endorsed by Cartoon Network, or the people who make Steven Universe. This is purely for fun.

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25th Mar 2016, 5:23 PM

"I have an idea! Is it a boy lion, or a girl lion?"

"I don't know. Why don't you check?"

"Oh! Okay! I leaned how to do that on iguanas! Hey Pearl! Lemme borrow your spear real quick! I'll give it right back!"

"Finn! Don't you dare try cutting it open!"

"I'm not! I just need to stick the pole in the cloaca. If it's shallow, it's a boy, but it's deep, it's a girl."

Everyone at the table: "WUT."

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Adser (Guest)

25th Mar 2016, 5:38 PM

Considering its Pearl? She would encourage Steven to try to cut him open as soon as possible. After all Lion ate Rose Sword

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