This is a parody, and is not endorsed by Cartoon Network, or the people who make Steven Universe. This is purely for fun.

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HAHAHAHA! This page really made me laugh out loud, specifically the part of...

"Oh my glob! I'm a pretzel!"

You really have improved since you started this! And now you seem to have comedic timing down pat! Keep improving!

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Just... this entire page... roflmao...

"Jake, can i let you be my brain?"-Stevonnie Foreshadowing!

"Oh my glob I'm a pretzel!" just... hahahaha...

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