3rd Nov 2015, 8:00 AM
We are the Crystal Gems!
You expect us to believe that?
Afros are Awesome
The Fridge Has a Purpose
Just that awesome.
They-Shoot-Acid!
Don't look in the fridge!
Cheat Foods
Cookie Cat!
Newbie's First Natural 20
Gem Saber
Math can be fun...
All in the wrist
Glitter Makes It Better
They're both crazy
Garnet Is Pure Awesome
It's glowing!
Rose's Shield
To battle!
Super Acid Blast!
And now she gets it
A Hero Arrives!
Hide Behind Garnet!
The Fridge has found its purpose
The Real Heroes Arrive!
A Recurring Villain Cut Short
In your own Steven-y Way
We are the Crystal Gems! (The Musical)
Player's First NPC
Successful Negotiatons
The Legend of the Tale of Zelmore
It's going to infect us all!
Improvised Weaponry
Meet Simon (or Greg)
Storage Unit of Infinite Holding
Flashlight Hat!
T-shirt Cannon!
The Ballad of Rose & Greg (Clipnotes Version)
If Every Porkchop was Perfect
Greg's Van is Magic.
Steven uses diplomacy!
Let Me Drive My Van Into Your Heart!
Red Eyes = Enraged
The Light Canon Whisperer
Trying Again
The Password Guessing Game!
Not that cheap
By the Power of Friendship!
It's a hit!
That's a Big Hole
That Thing About Pork Rinds?
He Lives in There
Should have learned
More NPCs
Bonnie - The Exposition Machine
Warp Pad
Why is it always Steven?
You got it dude!
Get your Butt-ress back here!
Repeat Performance
Don't egg on the omnipotent GM!
Post Gem-pocalyptic Chic
Swarm of Shrimp
Steven Throw!
My Plan would have worked too
Raging River of Rampage-y-ness
Like a Boss
That moment where you just go...
Last Ditch Idea
Could it work?
It's working, it's working!
It Floats
3 out of 5...wait, 4 out of 5!
The Prophecy Shall Be Fulfilled
Making of a Monster
A promise for the future
Officer Amethyst!
Story for another time...
Home Renovation - Pearl Edition
Over the Edge
Amethyst's Room
Kinda rude to just assume...
Run, Steven, run!
Don't look up!
Don't Look Down
Calls from Mom
It is so the guts...
Failed Containment
Food Fight!
Attack of the Together Breakfast
Never Punch A Slime
That's how you pass a strength check
Burn like Frodo's Ring...
Pizza is king!
While You Were Gone
Pants are always important!
I Choose You Pants!
How not to catch your pants...
Where things went wrong...
Spongebob Frypants!
Snippy Peedee
Mournful Peedee
Savor well your youth
They didn't do it
They did it
Victory without a battle...
Bonnie's big moment
And Steven's a Hero!
Player-Character Seperation
The nightmare begins
Payback for all the drama
Today both of us are heroes!
What happens when everyone fails initiative
Hit and a Miss
Ketchup on the rules
If you're not in the suit...
Author used Pokemon Reference
Goin' Commando!
At last the battle is over...
Viking Funeral
I don't need a fry boy...
A spell named Cat Fingers
The Cat was Amethyst?!
Enter The Purple Puma
Womp-Womp!
He talks!
No Shedding in the store!
What's four more mouths to feed?
What's a few more?
Amethyst = Irresponsible Guardian
Are you a psychic?
She did it for him...
It was Steven All Along!
Car Wash Attack!
We Will Return!...
Cat Puns!
Jake?
Visions of Connie's Future
Biking on the Beach
Awkwardness Explained
First Impressions - Take 2
Always Check Your Character Sheet
Should have stopped on his right foot
First stop on the Tour
Reconsidering Alignment
So say the kernels!
I am not his girlfriend!
It was worth a shot
I'm Insured For This
Roleplay Recap
Never ask the GM 'And...?'
El Shaddai: Ascension of Beach City
Big Slimy Kitty with Laser Pointers
Card Wars!
Relatively Normal
Pop The Bubble!
Kids Can't Die
Test My Theory
Really? Really. Really?
Are you sure about this?
BoardWalk All Over Him
Ghosts of Shippers Past
Lover Girl
Crystal GMs - Origins 1
Crystal GMs - Origins 2
Change the Sheets
Survival Check
Little Brothers
Book Review
Forcing the Fight
Not Cat Food
Small and Delicious One
Wisdom of a Furball
Furr-Emo
Prepare for combat...or not
The Power of Please!
When A Friend Turns...
No more killing friends!
Launching the Attack
Heaps of Cheese!
Never Play Keep away with Lion
Evil Sand Castle
Sand In Your Face
Susan and Strongly Punching
Steven is a Platformer
Another Leap of Faith
Like A Boss 2
Teamwork Always Wins
Space Monkeys and Sand
We Kept Marceline
Wrapping up and an Apology
Poor Man's Chess
Tempers Flare
The Basics of Fusion
Impressions
Finn's Phoebe Impression
All I wanna do...
Never Be The GM's Pawn
Babbo!
How Mature...
Eyes on the GM
It's a trap!
Two become one...
So You Think You Can Dance...?
Whatever it takes!
He believed in you!
Arm deep in guts...
We are Opal!
Lots of Backflips...
You Sprung My Trap
Mind Forever Blown
Finn's proven magic...
Substitute Phoebe!
Apologies and Blatant Setup
Knew she wouldn't go for it
Fries, Smiles, and Thieves
Front Man, Mayor, Stereotypes, and Pizza
The Onions and Lars
We're Back!
Of Course You're In Trouble
So Much Trouble
Falling for you...
Googly Eyes!
Onions have eyes...
Grilling an Onion
Let The GM Finish Talking
Sleeping Beauty
Punking the Punk Rocker
What it's Cracked Up to be
Learned her Lesson
Boss-Fro Forever!
How She Rolls...
Tears of Frustration Don't Count
Punbelievable
Never say 'I'm sure'.
The Things You Do For Love...
Don't Trust In Yourself
Code: She's Got This
Never Bet Against The Drama Queen
A Tearful Solution
All Was Set Right
Boss-Fro Becomes Bus-Fro
Going On The Run...
Popcorn makes everything better
Pop goes the robinoid!
Could have but didn't...
Field Trip Home...
Ad-Venture Bros.
On The Run - Song
The Thievius Raccoonus
Golden Sandwich or Silver Can...
Kindergarten = Garden of Children...
Dare you to find a rhyme...
Always Take The Short Version
A Couple Cliches
WE'RE FINE!...really, we're fine.
Whose Line Was It?
You Think She Said It Enough?
Clearly Loudly Intended Sneak Attack!
Is It Really Trash talk?
Just Keep Rolling!
I Don't Caaaare!!
Deadlocked
One Question...Why?
Awkwardly Close...
Gem Up!
Let's Talk...
Let's Talk...Take 2
Hug it out!
Looking at you Teen Titans Go!
At The Mertin's House...
Donny!
Beware, 4th Wall! I Will Break You!
Beware The Smiling Troll...
Meet The 'Cool Kids'
A Cheesy Idea!
To the Pizza Mobile, Donut Boy!
Troll Meets Political Power
Lack of Daddy Kisses
Jamming Out
Picking Up The Pace
Sit Through Story Time
Soylent Green Eats People!
My Mom!
Showing Initiative!
Splash is Ineffective
The Truth Comes Out
Airing Grievances
Giving It A Chance...
Driven To Madness
Nobody Reads The Rules!
Never Forget Rule One...
Imaginary Hay-Fever
What Noobs...
Guest Comic: Fairly Odd Rolls 1
Guest Comic: Fairly Odd Rolls 2
Guest Comic: Fairly Odd Rolls 3
Guest Comic: Fairly Odd Rolls 4
Guest Comic: Fairly Odd Rolls 5
Crit-Con: Finn V Shelby 1
Crit-Con: Finn v Shelby 2
Crit-Con: Finn V Shelby 3
Crit-Con: Finn V Shelby 4
Crit-Con: Finn V Shelby 5
Overhead Death Strikes Rule...
Is it even really a secret?
Beware: Joke Thief
Where to Start?
Call Me Jack...
Aku Lives!
Jack's Training...
More Training!
Epic Loots Time!
Meanwhile...for several years.
Merry Jacks-mas to all!
Lost to time...
Huh-hah-hooo!
It's a Wide World Out There...
The Terror of Tom
Anything but Sailor Moon!
Risk: Cybertron Edition
Gasp! Megatron is Galvatron!
The Titan
The Princess is a PC!
Lance: How To Be A Cliche
Accusations!
Clash of the Titan!
Stories Yet To Be Told
GeM Origins: Phoebe 1
GeM Origins: Phoebe 2
GeM Origins: Phoebe 3
GeM Origins: Phoebe 4
Dogcopter!
Notes for the Future
She's just Big Maned!
The Search for The Plot Hook!
We're on a Lion!
GeM Origins: Marceline 1
GeM Origins: Marceline 2
GeM Origins: Marceline 3
He Walks On Water?
Portal Roar
Hang on for dear life
Splashdown
Don't touch it!
GeM Origins: Bonnie 1
GeM Origins: Bonnie 2
GeM Origins: Bonnie 3
GeM Origins: Bonnie 4
GeM Origins: Bonnie 5
GeM Origins: Bonnie 6
Cutting Losses
A Ticklish Inventory System
Maybe Plans For The Future
Tales of Zelmore!
An Electric Time
That's Just Cold
Too Hot To Handle
The Bubbling!
Could have at any time
It's Not Running Away!
Camping In the Streetlight!
The Salmon Saber!
Thunder-Thunder-Thundercats!
Brains & Bard!
Overhead Death Strikes Rule - Part 2!
No Spoils For The Victors...
Exterior - Communication Hub
The BFS!
Always Bet On Bonnie
Unfair, bro...
Some Weenus...
Strong In The Real Way
The Soreness!!
Let's try and talk this out...
Steven Throw!
Mixed Messages
Sugilite Smash!
Bonnie Breaks Down
You are strong!
Bonnie's Best (In her opinion)
Let's try this again!
Clonk!
It's over...
The Death Spiral Campaign...
Mid-Season Trade-off
Bell-AAAH!
The Pile...
What To Do...
All In The Technique
The Reflectory of Akashic
It talks!
O.C.D. (Obsessive Cleaning Disorder)
I Challenge You!
Haven't You Noticed
Moon Walkin'
Ma-Yor Dew-Ey!
Old Notes
PHBT!!!
The Plan...
Stacked
It told me things...
Complicated Matters
Life's Just A Mess Sometimes
Let-Me-Out!
After Several Thousand Years I'm Free!
GMs Lie...
My name is Lapis Lazuli!
Tell Me Why?
This Fight's A Washout...
Hey, it's Jake!
Got a better plan?
The Quest: Save Summer!
We're All In This Together!
The Truth
So long and...
Point of No Return
Bagel Sandwiches!
Oops, did it again...
Simultaneous Combat
We're Hosed...
Lion Needs A Name
REVENGE!
GTA: Beach City
Gem Levels
I ROLL INTIMIDATE!
Truth Pt. 1
Truth Pt. 2
Truth Pt. 3
SOS - Save Our Steven!
Heroes get hugs!
Bye Bye Bonnie!
GeM Origins: Betty and Bella 1
GeM Origins: Betty and Bella 2
GeM Origins: Betty and Bella 3
GeM Origins: Betty and Bella 4
GeM Origins: Betty and Bella 5
GeM Origins: Betty and Bella 6
GeM Origins: Betty and Bella 7
Heroes and Hooligans
Flaming Bisons!
PIka...Pika...Dragon Kid!
How To Draw Superheroes...
Crusher for Justice
Oh Clod, Oh Clod!
Unwanted Rescues
Acting Like A Cliche...
Look At Dem Legs!
Finn-ishing Up
Pointless Ceremony
Speeches and Upstarts
It's a Popularity Contest
He Focus Tests Well
Wild Tiger's Number One Fan
This Will End Badly...
Side Cars...
Sushi Hurricane
Shouldn't, Couldn't, Wouldn't...
500 is still Maximum
GeM Origins: Simon 1
GeM Origins: Simon 2
GeM Origins: Simon 3
GeM Origins: Simon 4
Shadowrunner Gems!
Bird Person...
Tell Me You Wouldn't...
I Have My Reasons...
Double GMs = Double Trouble
First Attempt = Fail
It Could Spit Acid
Meet Mini-Centipeetle!
How Uncouth!
Steven the Diplomancer!
Chips from Chaaaaps!
A Wild Seagull Appears
Acid isn't the answer to everything...
A Dungeon Crawl...
I Booby Trap The Door!
One Fell Off and Gllitched It Dead!
Those Who Kill Alot; Learn to DM
Had To Be There...
Kinda Missed This...
A Waste Of Good Chips...
How To Kill A Flumph 1
How To Kill A Flumph 2
How To Kill A Flumph 3
How To Kill A Flumph 4
How To Kill A Flumph 5
How To Kill A Flumph 6
How To Kill A Flumph 7
ALVINNNN!!
Mediocre Belly Flops
Week Old Marshmallows
No Punching?
GOOP HUG!
GOOP HUG 2! The Slimening
Better Judgement? NAH!
Changed Our Mind...
Who wants to go down first?
Remote or Not Remote?
Heeeeere's Peri!
Diplomatic Dice...
Doesn't Know To Be Afraid...
Wanna just fight?
Bird People and Dragons!
A Hot Mess
It's a Small Table after all...
Gestalt is a fun word
Story Time!
Bleh Bleh Bleh...
Who IS Mary Weers?
Bella Ships Too
You're A Ship...
You saw this coming...
I Vote Neither
And they called it...
Inappropriate...
Double Crit-Glitch?
We're Hot.
So...Free Donuts?
I Roll Peer Pressure!
Should've Stayed Home
She's not alone...
Social Anxiety Flaw
We Suck As A Couple!
Something's Wrong...
Lapis Lazuli (Song)
The Message
He's Coming!
It does sound sorta crazy...
Rose's Scabbard
Angry Bonnie works too!
The Devil of D&D
We Choose To Be Gamers
Hail Princess Bubblefinn!
A Princess No More...or Ever
COUP D'ÉTAT!
Gonna Get Confusing...
Varmints!
Imitation = Flattery
I Roll Rock And Roll!
Obligatory Whacked Out Dream Sequence!
MANNY!
Deconstruction of a Dude Needing Help
Back to the Dream!
Get My Good Stake
Ready the Shotgun!
Friendliness is Out of Character?
Is it a bluff if I don't know?
Open Mouth, Insert Trouble
Looks Like My Mother!
Looks Like My Father!
Sanguivoriphobia
Reroll Into Something Cool!
MY STYLIST'S SISTER'S BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING!
0 - The Fool
I - The Magician
II - High Priestess
III - Empress
IV - Emperor
V - Hierophant
VI - Lovers
VII - Chariot
VIII - Strength
IX - Hermit
X - Wheel of Fortune
XI - Justice
XII - Hanged Man
XIII - Death
XIV - Temperance
XV - The Devil
XVI - Tower
XVII - Star
XVIII - Moon
XIX - Sun
XX - Judgement
XXI - The World
XXII - Fool Again
The Return...
Talking and Driving...
A Past Best Forgotten
Let us form a contract
Toffeeeee!
Jasper!
Your Taste In Friends...
CLODDANGIT!
A Last Ditch Roll
The d-Infinity
Nothing to prove except...
One Hit Poof...
Who's First?
A Jailbreak Scenario
...I'm Gonna Touch It.
Rage-Filled Ruby
Gemmmms Innnn Spaaaace
Mostly Correct
I Just Want It Over
Never So Happy
Sophisticated Sapphires
Reunited...
AND IT FEELS SO GOOD!
Never Alone
Same Old Tom
Stronger Than You - Part 1
Battle For Control...
Stronger Than You - Part 2
I Roll Pilot Aerospace!
Stronger Than You - Final Chorus!
Lion IS a pet...
How Broken Is This Game?!
A Bad Idea...
I am Malachite...
The Old Ball And Chain
This isn't over...technically
What do you mean?
Answers At Last...
AI Battle 1
AI Battle 2
AI Battle 3
AI Battle 4
AI Battle 5
The Test - 01
The Test - 02
The Test - 03
The Test - 04
The Test - 05
The Test - 06
The Test - 07
The Test - 08
The Test - 09
The Test - 10
The Test - 11
10,000% more Steven-y!
Use Your Melon!
A Recipe For Disaster/Drama
A Return to Expositional Form
Montage - The Answer to Everything!
Do It For Her/Him
The Sluzzlewurst!
Nothing to Prove
Not Horror if you Stick Together!
Alas, poor Yorick!
The Old Fashioned Way
Disarmed or Unarmed?
Worse than a Crit-Glitch?
A Hit and Run
Acro-fat-ics fail
Sure You're Okay: Part Bleventeen
The Ame-Pearl!
I'm better than that...right?
Neat Freak and Messy
Who Voted You Campaign Boss?
I Nominate Finn!
Ultimate Muscle!
Maze Cheaters
I really liked that arm
Watch the Tendrils, Pal!
SUPER PUNT!
She Changed Shirts!
She Changed More!
Dawn of War...
Advanced Math and a Final Exam
It's a very good simulation...
Back Stab Saves Life...really?
The Super Teamwork Combo Returns!
Vaguely Inappropriate Quip
No More Ms. Nice GM!
Genre-Savvy
Sorry, Not Sorry, Ma'am!
Are we dead now?
Letting It Slide...for now.
It's Still Complicated
An AU April Fools! by Deadpansal
We Can Have Clones? JINX!
The Road To Crit-Con Is Paved In Junk!
Gamer Dork Dad Naming...
Certified Kindergardener
What are Rules 1 - 6?
She swears she didn't peek!
What's Wrong With That?
If you can't hit it...
Throw something at it!
Gave Her The Finger...
Do-do-da-doo Inspector Peridot!
Steven Long Legs!
I Read This Module!
Knowledge Local!
Handsy McFootstomp Shall Rise!
A Weakness Exploited
a slip of the hand...
Bad Munchkin!
Winning by Default...
Only way out...
Jake! Spoilers!
They're really good at this!
All In Favor?
Many Tacos Later...
Traitorous Bella!
Don't think she can be trusted...
Story Time!
What Can I Do For You?
Who IS Rainbow Quartz?
Aaaand Mic-Drop!
We All Have Our OTPs
The 'One' to End All Ones
What Would It Have Even...Ew
Japanese Style Horror...
They Forget A Lot!
She's 90% Bonnie
Kinda Expected Pushback...
And Heeeere She Is!
A Bad Comedy Routine...
Into Action! And Into Action Again!
Communication Hub Jenga
I'm Not A Geologist!
Hammered In Motifs
Table That Time Bomb...
Prophetic TV Visions Lie!
Free Pot Shots!
Tower of Mistakes
We are the Crystal Gems!
You expect us to believe that?
Afros are Awesome
The Fridge Has a Purpose
Just that awesome.
They-Shoot-Acid!
Don't look in the fridge!
Cheat Foods
Cookie Cat!
Newbie's First Natural 20
Gem Saber
Math can be fun...
All in the wrist
Glitter Makes It Better
They're both crazy
Garnet Is Pure Awesome
It's glowing!
Rose's Shield
To battle!
Super Acid Blast!
And now she gets it
A Hero Arrives!
Hide Behind Garnet!
The Fridge has found its purpose
The Real Heroes Arrive!
A Recurring Villain Cut Short
In your own Steven-y Way
We are the Crystal Gems! (The Musical)
Player's First NPC
Successful Negotiatons
The Legend of the Tale of Zelmore
It's going to infect us all!
Improvised Weaponry
Meet Simon (or Greg)
Storage Unit of Infinite Holding
Flashlight Hat!
T-shirt Cannon!
The Ballad of Rose & Greg (Clipnotes Version)
If Every Porkchop was Perfect
Greg's Van is Magic.
Steven uses diplomacy!
Let Me Drive My Van Into Your Heart!
Red Eyes = Enraged
The Light Canon Whisperer
Trying Again
The Password Guessing Game!
Not that cheap
By the Power of Friendship!
It's a hit!
That's a Big Hole
That Thing About Pork Rinds?
He Lives in There
Should have learned
More NPCs
Bonnie - The Exposition Machine
Warp Pad
Why is it always Steven?
You got it dude!
Get your Butt-ress back here!
Repeat Performance
Don't egg on the omnipotent GM!
Post Gem-pocalyptic Chic
Swarm of Shrimp
Steven Throw!
My Plan would have worked too
Raging River of Rampage-y-ness
Like a Boss
That moment where you just go...
Last Ditch Idea
Could it work?
It's working, it's working!
It Floats
3 out of 5...wait, 4 out of 5!
The Prophecy Shall Be Fulfilled
Making of a Monster
A promise for the future
Officer Amethyst!
Story for another time...
Home Renovation - Pearl Edition
Over the Edge
Amethyst's Room
Kinda rude to just assume...
Run, Steven, run!
Don't look up!
Don't Look Down
Calls from Mom
It is so the guts...
Failed Containment
Food Fight!
Attack of the Together Breakfast
Never Punch A Slime
That's how you pass a strength check
Burn like Frodo's Ring...
Pizza is king!
While You Were Gone
Pants are always important!
I Choose You Pants!
How not to catch your pants...
Where things went wrong...
Spongebob Frypants!
Snippy Peedee
Mournful Peedee
Savor well your youth
They didn't do it
They did it
Victory without a battle...
Bonnie's big moment
And Steven's a Hero!
Player-Character Seperation
The nightmare begins
Payback for all the drama
Today both of us are heroes!
What happens when everyone fails initiative
Hit and a Miss
Ketchup on the rules
If you're not in the suit...
Author used Pokemon Reference
Goin' Commando!
At last the battle is over...
Viking Funeral
I don't need a fry boy...
A spell named Cat Fingers
The Cat was Amethyst?!
Enter The Purple Puma
Womp-Womp!
He talks!
No Shedding in the store!
What's four more mouths to feed?
What's a few more?
Amethyst = Irresponsible Guardian
Are you a psychic?
She did it for him...
It was Steven All Along!
Car Wash Attack!
We Will Return!...
Cat Puns!
Jake?
Visions of Connie's Future
Biking on the Beach
Awkwardness Explained
First Impressions - Take 2
Always Check Your Character Sheet
Should have stopped on his right foot
First stop on the Tour
Reconsidering Alignment
So say the kernels!
I am not his girlfriend!
It was worth a shot
I'm Insured For This
Roleplay Recap
Never ask the GM 'And...?'
El Shaddai: Ascension of Beach City
Big Slimy Kitty with Laser Pointers
Card Wars!
Relatively Normal
Pop The Bubble!
Kids Can't Die
Test My Theory
Really? Really. Really?
Are you sure about this?
BoardWalk All Over Him
Ghosts of Shippers Past
Lover Girl
Crystal GMs - Origins 1
Crystal GMs - Origins 2
Change the Sheets
Survival Check
Little Brothers
Book Review
Forcing the Fight
Not Cat Food
Small and Delicious One
Wisdom of a Furball
Furr-Emo
Prepare for combat...or not
The Power of Please!
When A Friend Turns...
No more killing friends!
Launching the Attack
Heaps of Cheese!
Never Play Keep away with Lion
Evil Sand Castle
Sand In Your Face
Susan and Strongly Punching
Steven is a Platformer
Another Leap of Faith
Like A Boss 2
Teamwork Always Wins
Space Monkeys and Sand
We Kept Marceline
Wrapping up and an Apology
Poor Man's Chess
Tempers Flare
The Basics of Fusion
Impressions
Finn's Phoebe Impression
All I wanna do...
Never Be The GM's Pawn
Babbo!
How Mature...
Eyes on the GM
It's a trap!
Two become one...
So You Think You Can Dance...?
Whatever it takes!
He believed in you!
Arm deep in guts...
We are Opal!
Lots of Backflips...
You Sprung My Trap
Mind Forever Blown
Finn's proven magic...
Substitute Phoebe!
Apologies and Blatant Setup
Knew she wouldn't go for it
Fries, Smiles, and Thieves
Front Man, Mayor, Stereotypes, and Pizza
The Onions and Lars
We're Back!
Of Course You're In Trouble
So Much Trouble
Falling for you...
Googly Eyes!
Onions have eyes...
Grilling an Onion
Let The GM Finish Talking
Sleeping Beauty
Punking the Punk Rocker
What it's Cracked Up to be
Learned her Lesson
Boss-Fro Forever!
How She Rolls...
Tears of Frustration Don't Count
Punbelievable
Never say 'I'm sure'.
The Things You Do For Love...
Don't Trust In Yourself
Code: She's Got This
Never Bet Against The Drama Queen
A Tearful Solution
All Was Set Right
Boss-Fro Becomes Bus-Fro
Going On The Run...
Popcorn makes everything better
Pop goes the robinoid!
Could have but didn't...
Field Trip Home...
Ad-Venture Bros.
On The Run - Song
The Thievius Raccoonus
Golden Sandwich or Silver Can...
Kindergarten = Garden of Children...
Dare you to find a rhyme...
Always Take The Short Version
A Couple Cliches
WE'RE FINE!...really, we're fine.
Whose Line Was It?
You Think She Said It Enough?
Clearly Loudly Intended Sneak Attack!
Is It Really Trash talk?
Just Keep Rolling!
I Don't Caaaare!!
Deadlocked
One Question...Why?
Awkwardly Close...
Gem Up!
Let's Talk...
Let's Talk...Take 2
Hug it out!
Looking at you Teen Titans Go!
At The Mertin's House...
Donny!
Beware, 4th Wall! I Will Break You!
Beware The Smiling Troll...
Meet The 'Cool Kids'
A Cheesy Idea!
To the Pizza Mobile, Donut Boy!
Troll Meets Political Power
Lack of Daddy Kisses
Jamming Out
Picking Up The Pace
Sit Through Story Time
Soylent Green Eats People!
My Mom!
Showing Initiative!
Splash is Ineffective
The Truth Comes Out
Airing Grievances
Giving It A Chance...
Driven To Madness
Nobody Reads The Rules!
Never Forget Rule One...
Imaginary Hay-Fever
What Noobs...
Guest Comic: Fairly Odd Rolls 1
Guest Comic: Fairly Odd Rolls 2
Guest Comic: Fairly Odd Rolls 3
Guest Comic: Fairly Odd Rolls 4
Guest Comic: Fairly Odd Rolls 5
Crit-Con: Finn V Shelby 1
Crit-Con: Finn v Shelby 2
Crit-Con: Finn V Shelby 3
Crit-Con: Finn V Shelby 4
Crit-Con: Finn V Shelby 5
Overhead Death Strikes Rule...
Is it even really a secret?
Beware: Joke Thief
Where to Start?
Call Me Jack...
Aku Lives!
Jack's Training...
More Training!
Epic Loots Time!
Meanwhile...for several years.
Merry Jacks-mas to all!
Lost to time...
Huh-hah-hooo!
It's a Wide World Out There...
The Terror of Tom
Anything but Sailor Moon!
Risk: Cybertron Edition
Gasp! Megatron is Galvatron!
The Titan
The Princess is a PC!
Lance: How To Be A Cliche
Accusations!
Clash of the Titan!
Stories Yet To Be Told
GeM Origins: Phoebe 1
GeM Origins: Phoebe 2
GeM Origins: Phoebe 3
GeM Origins: Phoebe 4
Dogcopter!
Notes for the Future
She's just Big Maned!
The Search for The Plot Hook!
We're on a Lion!
GeM Origins: Marceline 1
GeM Origins: Marceline 2
GeM Origins: Marceline 3
He Walks On Water?
Portal Roar
Hang on for dear life
Splashdown
Don't touch it!
GeM Origins: Bonnie 1
GeM Origins: Bonnie 2
GeM Origins: Bonnie 3
GeM Origins: Bonnie 4
GeM Origins: Bonnie 5
GeM Origins: Bonnie 6
Cutting Losses
A Ticklish Inventory System
Maybe Plans For The Future
Tales of Zelmore!
An Electric Time
That's Just Cold
Too Hot To Handle
The Bubbling!
Could have at any time
It's Not Running Away!
Camping In the Streetlight!
The Salmon Saber!
Thunder-Thunder-Thundercats!
Brains & Bard!
Overhead Death Strikes Rule - Part 2!
No Spoils For The Victors...
Exterior - Communication Hub
The BFS!
Always Bet On Bonnie
Unfair, bro...
Some Weenus...
Strong In The Real Way
The Soreness!!
Let's try and talk this out...
Steven Throw!
Mixed Messages
Sugilite Smash!
Bonnie Breaks Down
You are strong!
Bonnie's Best (In her opinion)
Let's try this again!
Clonk!
It's over...
The Death Spiral Campaign...
Mid-Season Trade-off
Bell-AAAH!
The Pile...
What To Do...
All In The Technique
The Reflectory of Akashic
It talks!
O.C.D. (Obsessive Cleaning Disorder)
I Challenge You!
Haven't You Noticed
Moon Walkin'
Ma-Yor Dew-Ey!
Old Notes
PHBT!!!
The Plan...
Stacked
It told me things...
Complicated Matters
Life's Just A Mess Sometimes
Let-Me-Out!
After Several Thousand Years I'm Free!
GMs Lie...
My name is Lapis Lazuli!
Tell Me Why?
This Fight's A Washout...
Hey, it's Jake!
Got a better plan?
The Quest: Save Summer!
We're All In This Together!
The Truth
So long and...
Point of No Return
Bagel Sandwiches!
Oops, did it again...
Simultaneous Combat
We're Hosed...
Lion Needs A Name
REVENGE!
GTA: Beach City
Gem Levels
I ROLL INTIMIDATE!
Truth Pt. 1
Truth Pt. 2
Truth Pt. 3
SOS - Save Our Steven!
Heroes get hugs!
Bye Bye Bonnie!
GeM Origins: Betty and Bella 1
GeM Origins: Betty and Bella 2
GeM Origins: Betty and Bella 3
GeM Origins: Betty and Bella 4
GeM Origins: Betty and Bella 5
GeM Origins: Betty and Bella 6
GeM Origins: Betty and Bella 7
Heroes and Hooligans
Flaming Bisons!
PIka...Pika...Dragon Kid!
How To Draw Superheroes...
Crusher for Justice
Oh Clod, Oh Clod!
Unwanted Rescues
Acting Like A Cliche...
Look At Dem Legs!
Finn-ishing Up
Pointless Ceremony
Speeches and Upstarts
It's a Popularity Contest
He Focus Tests Well
Wild Tiger's Number One Fan
This Will End Badly...
Side Cars...
Sushi Hurricane
Shouldn't, Couldn't, Wouldn't...
500 is still Maximum
GeM Origins: Simon 1
GeM Origins: Simon 2
GeM Origins: Simon 3
GeM Origins: Simon 4
Shadowrunner Gems!
Bird Person...
Tell Me You Wouldn't...
I Have My Reasons...
Double GMs = Double Trouble
First Attempt = Fail
It Could Spit Acid
Meet Mini-Centipeetle!
How Uncouth!
Steven the Diplomancer!
Chips from Chaaaaps!
A Wild Seagull Appears
Acid isn't the answer to everything...
A Dungeon Crawl...
I Booby Trap The Door!
One Fell Off and Gllitched It Dead!
Those Who Kill Alot; Learn to DM
Had To Be There...
Kinda Missed This...
A Waste Of Good Chips...
How To Kill A Flumph 1
How To Kill A Flumph 2
How To Kill A Flumph 3
How To Kill A Flumph 4
How To Kill A Flumph 5
How To Kill A Flumph 6
How To Kill A Flumph 7
ALVINNNN!!
Mediocre Belly Flops
Week Old Marshmallows
No Punching?
GOOP HUG!
GOOP HUG 2! The Slimening
Better Judgement? NAH!
Changed Our Mind...
Who wants to go down first?
Remote or Not Remote?
Heeeeere's Peri!
Diplomatic Dice...
Doesn't Know To Be Afraid...
Wanna just fight?
Bird People and Dragons!
A Hot Mess
It's a Small Table after all...
Gestalt is a fun word
Story Time!
Bleh Bleh Bleh...
Who IS Mary Weers?
Bella Ships Too
You're A Ship...
You saw this coming...
I Vote Neither
And they called it...
Inappropriate...
Double Crit-Glitch?
We're Hot.
So...Free Donuts?
I Roll Peer Pressure!
Should've Stayed Home
She's not alone...
Social Anxiety Flaw
We Suck As A Couple!
Something's Wrong...
Lapis Lazuli (Song)
The Message
He's Coming!
It does sound sorta crazy...
Rose's Scabbard
Angry Bonnie works too!
The Devil of D&D
We Choose To Be Gamers
Hail Princess Bubblefinn!
A Princess No More...or Ever
COUP D'ÉTAT!
Gonna Get Confusing...
Varmints!
Imitation = Flattery
I Roll Rock And Roll!
Obligatory Whacked Out Dream Sequence!
MANNY!
Deconstruction of a Dude Needing Help
Back to the Dream!
Get My Good Stake
Ready the Shotgun!
Friendliness is Out of Character?
Is it a bluff if I don't know?
Open Mouth, Insert Trouble
Looks Like My Mother!
Looks Like My Father!
Sanguivoriphobia
Reroll Into Something Cool!
MY STYLIST'S SISTER'S BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING!
0 - The Fool
I - The Magician
II - High Priestess
III - Empress
IV - Emperor
V - Hierophant
VI - Lovers
VII - Chariot
VIII - Strength
IX - Hermit
X - Wheel of Fortune
XI - Justice
XII - Hanged Man
XIII - Death
XIV - Temperance
XV - The Devil
XVI - Tower
XVII - Star
XVIII - Moon
XIX - Sun
XX - Judgement
XXI - The World
XXII - Fool Again
The Return...
Talking and Driving...
A Past Best Forgotten
Let us form a contract
Toffeeeee!
Jasper!
Your Taste In Friends...
CLODDANGIT!
A Last Ditch Roll
The d-Infinity
Nothing to prove except...
One Hit Poof...
Who's First?
A Jailbreak Scenario
...I'm Gonna Touch It.
Rage-Filled Ruby
Gemmmms Innnn Spaaaace
Mostly Correct
I Just Want It Over
Never So Happy
Sophisticated Sapphires
Reunited...
AND IT FEELS SO GOOD!
Never Alone
Same Old Tom
Stronger Than You - Part 1
Battle For Control...
Stronger Than You - Part 2
I Roll Pilot Aerospace!
Stronger Than You - Final Chorus!
Lion IS a pet...
How Broken Is This Game?!
A Bad Idea...
I am Malachite...
The Old Ball And Chain
This isn't over...technically
What do you mean?
Answers At Last...
AI Battle 1
AI Battle 2
AI Battle 3
AI Battle 4
AI Battle 5
The Test - 01
The Test - 02
The Test - 03
The Test - 04
The Test - 05
The Test - 06
The Test - 07
The Test - 08
The Test - 09
The Test - 10
The Test - 11
10,000% more Steven-y!
Use Your Melon!
A Recipe For Disaster/Drama
A Return to Expositional Form
Montage - The Answer to Everything!
Do It For Her/Him
The Sluzzlewurst!
Nothing to Prove
Not Horror if you Stick Together!
Alas, poor Yorick!
The Old Fashioned Way
Disarmed or Unarmed?
Worse than a Crit-Glitch?
A Hit and Run
Acro-fat-ics fail
Sure You're Okay: Part Bleventeen
The Ame-Pearl!
I'm better than that...right?
Neat Freak and Messy
Who Voted You Campaign Boss?
I Nominate Finn!
Ultimate Muscle!
Maze Cheaters
I really liked that arm
Watch the Tendrils, Pal!
SUPER PUNT!
She Changed Shirts!
She Changed More!
Dawn of War...
Advanced Math and a Final Exam
It's a very good simulation...
Back Stab Saves Life...really?
The Super Teamwork Combo Returns!
Vaguely Inappropriate Quip
No More Ms. Nice GM!
Genre-Savvy
Sorry, Not Sorry, Ma'am!
Are we dead now?
Letting It Slide...for now.
It's Still Complicated
An AU April Fools! by Deadpansal
We Can Have Clones? JINX!
The Road To Crit-Con Is Paved In Junk!
Gamer Dork Dad Naming...
Certified Kindergardener
What are Rules 1 - 6?
She swears she didn't peek!
What's Wrong With That?
If you can't hit it...
Throw something at it!
Gave Her The Finger...
Do-do-da-doo Inspector Peridot!
Steven Long Legs!
I Read This Module!
Knowledge Local!
Handsy McFootstomp Shall Rise!
A Weakness Exploited
a slip of the hand...
Bad Munchkin!
Winning by Default...
Only way out...
Jake! Spoilers!
They're really good at this!
All In Favor?
Many Tacos Later...
Traitorous Bella!
Don't think she can be trusted...
Story Time!
What Can I Do For You?
Who IS Rainbow Quartz?
Aaaand Mic-Drop!
We All Have Our OTPs
The 'One' to End All Ones
What Would It Have Even...Ew
Japanese Style Horror...
They Forget A Lot!
She's 90% Bonnie
Kinda Expected Pushback...
And Heeeere She Is!
A Bad Comedy Routine...
Into Action! And Into Action Again!
Communication Hub Jenga
I'm Not A Geologist!
Hammered In Motifs
Table That Time Bomb...
Prophetic TV Visions Lie!
Free Pot Shots!
Tower of Mistakes
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