This is a parody, and is not endorsed by Cartoon Network, or the people who make Steven Universe. This is purely for fun.
I picture Steven accidentally half filling it with sand.
Theo Vellum (Guest)
Whenever the GM trails off like that... It CAN'T be good...
...Maybe that should be our story time for today. Well, I've got one for this.
I was playing in a game made by my big brother, and I was a goblin of some sort. Forgive my hazy memory but this was a while ago.
...I can't remember all the details, but we were fighting this giant Orc who was very clearly threatening us and long story short, it turned out we had taken a Load Bearing Item of sorts that if not placed back in time would cause the Orc's home to crash to the ground. We asked if we could take it back.
"Even the Orc doesn't know which treasure it was."
One poor Orc was without a home that day.
Cliff Robotnik (Guest)
As a DM i Trail off constantly, and abuse the Elipses like a redheaded stepchild.
I am told i actually have good dramatic timing...
This comment section was a story mine, it seems.